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APRIL 2010
FUNNY BONE
Teacher: "Where is South America?"
Pupil: "I don't know." Teacher: "Where is Greenland?" Pupil: "I don't know." Teacher: "Where is Bulgaria?" Pupil: "I don't know." Teacher: "Look them up in your textbook." Pupil: "I don't know where that is, either." 
Women 1: "You look different today."
Women 2: "I know! The doctor told me to reduce 5 kgs." Women 1: "And you did?" Women 2: "Yes! I stopped putting on make-up!" Harish Nair 
Teacher: "Ram, why are you late to school?"
Ram: "A man lost 100 rupees." Teacher: "Did he find it?" Ram: "No, I was standing on it!" Wellwin John / Mumbai 
One linersCAMPERS - nature's way of feeding mosquitoes.As long as there are TESTS, there will be PRAYERS in public schools. Aashutosh Anand |
Subliminal MessageDear Dad,$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. Love, Your $on 
The Reply: Dear Son, I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh. Love, Dad 
I learned in college…
… that you can know everything and fail a test. … that you can know nothing and ace a test. 
An optimist is…
… a college student who opens his wallet and expects to find money. My word!KLEENEX: Cold storageSECRET: Something you tell one person at a time 
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people |
Joke of the Month
After more than thirty years Amitabh can finally answer Shashi Kapoor: "Agar tumhare paas maa hai toh mere paas PAA hai!"
Roshni Jhamtani / Pimpri, Pune
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