What is a cat's favourite colour?

The signboard in the corridor of a government office said: “Don't make noise.”
Someone added the following words: “Otherwise we may wake up.”

Daughter: “Mama, do all fairytales start with 'Once upon a time'?”
Mother: “No, dear! The ones your father tells starts with 'Sorry, I am late. I was kept at the office'.”

Father: “Arjun, why do you keep scratching yourself?”
Arjun: “Because I am the only one who knows where I itch.”

Why did the raisin go out with the prune?

Q. How do you put a giraffe into a fridge?

Q. How do you put a lion into a fridge?

Q. There is a big party in the jungle. The lion does not attend it. Why?

Why did 18 people go to a movie?