What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
I love you with all my art.

What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse?
I've got a crutch on you.

Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank?
It was a case of guppy love.

What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts.

If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call her?
Ant-elope.
Compiled by Jubel D'Cruz

When the teacher asked her class to write an essay on 'If I were a Millionaire' all except one began writing.
Teacher: "Why aren't you writing, Ravi?"
Ravi: "Ma'am, if I were a millionaire, I'd have a secretary to write it for me!"
Romy Mathew

Teacher: "Why did you get poor marks in the test?"
First Student: "I was ill, Teacher."
Teacher (to the second student): "What is your problem?"
Second Student: "He did not prepare well and we sit side by side."
Niken Shah / Mumbai

JOKE OF THE MONTH
FUNNY THOUGHT
When I die, I wanna die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving…
Kavita Mohanty / Mumbai