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AUGUST 2010 OUT NOW!
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FUNNY BONE
The presidents of USA, Japan and India were on a journey to meet God, for a particular purpose. They wanted to know when their football teams would hold triumphantly the FIFA World Cup.
"Within 50 years," said God to the president of USA. There was a chill in his heart; the thought of his old age made him feel sorry. But he felt great "it's sure". "70 years," said God to the president of Japan. Desperate and discouraged feelings haunted him. But God consoled him by making him remember about the fact that they would get it. The president of India waited for an answer, but there was a deep silence. Tears began to flow from God's eyes, out of happiness for his dear people, thought the president. Then he heard the voice of God in a tearful tone: "By the time you get it, I won't be alive". Jithin Chakkimangalath 
Patient: "Doctor, you've got to help me. Nobody ever listens to me, no one ever pays any attention to what I have to say." Doctor: "Next please." Wellwin John / Mumbai 
Child to salesgirl in a sweet shop:
Child: "Miss, will you marry me when I grow up?" Salesgirl (smiling): "Yes." Child: "Why don't you give your future husband a free chocolate?" Selvadharshini S. / St Kevin's Anglo Indian High School, Chennai |
Mother: "How did your exam go?"
Daughter: "They gave me questions which I didn't know. So I wrote answers which they don't know!" Jency Maria / Kerala 
Friend: "Johnny, what do you do if you feel hot?"
Johnny: "I sit near the air conditioner." Friend: "What if you still feel hot?" Johnny: "I put on the air conditioner." Asterilla Monteiro 
What's S.T.U.D.Y? S=Sitting T=Talking U=Unlimited D=Dreaming Y=Yawning, So STUDY WELL! Devika Zaparde / Mumbai 
Student to college watchman: "Is this a good college?"
Watchman: "Probably the best one. I did engineering here and got immediate placement." Jasmine Bano / Jaipur |
Joke of the Month
A foolish man went to the zoo for the first time. On seeing a deer, he asked the manager:
"What kind of animal is this?"
Manager: "Don't you know what it is? What does your wife call you?"
Man: "Oh! I see, so that's a lazy pig!" Ashwini Nagda / Auxilium Convent H School, Mumbai
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