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Vikram: “My grandfather had many people under him.”
Aditya: “Was he the managing director of a big firm?” Vikram: “No. He was the watchman of a graveyard.”
Teacher: ‘I committed a robbery.’ What is the future tense of this sentence?”
Rajesh: “Yes, I have. But my arms are longer.”
What do you call a humorous knee?
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Why was the maths book upset? Because it had a lot of problems.
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Mother: “Rajesh, it’s rude to keep stretching across the table for the cake. Haven’t you got a tongue?”
A man went to join the police force. During the interview, he was asked: “Imagine,
you are surrounded by a crowd of people. What will you do to disperse it?”
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