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A teacher arranged her young students in a circle. She then asked each one a question. “David, what sound does a cow make?” David replied, “It goes 'moo.'” “Alice, what sound does a cat make?” Alice said, “It goes 'meow.'” “Jamie, what sound does a lamb make?” Jamie said, “It goes 'baaa.'” “Jennifer, what sound does a mouse make?” Jennifer paused and said, “Um... it goes... 'click!'” Teacher: “Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?” Student: “It's 42!” Teacher: “Very good! And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?” Same student: “It's 24!” Little Johnny watched his mother spread cold cream on her face. “Why do you put that stuff on your face, Mommy?” he asked. “To make myself beautiful,” said his mother. She then began removing the cream with a tissue. Little Johnny stared intently at her face. “That's okay, Mommy,” he said. “You can try again tomorrow.” A father and his small son were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo. The father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and his son was taking it all in with a serious expression. “Dad,” the boy said hesitantly, “if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up...” “Yes, son?” his father said expectantly. “What bus would I take home?” Little Harry was practising the violin in the living room while his father was trying to read on the porch. The family dog was lying on the porch, and as the screeching sounds of little Harry's violin reached his ears, he began to howl loudly. The father listened to the dog and the violin as long as he could. Then he jumped up, and yelled above the noise, “For goodness sake, can't you play something the dog doesn't know?”