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JANUARY 2010
Funny Bone

Vikram: “My grandfather had many people under him.”
Aditya: “Was he the managing director of a big firm?”
Vikram: “No. He was the watchman of a graveyard.”

Teacher: ‘I committed a robbery.’ What is the future tense of this sentence?”
Student: “You will go to jail.”

Mother: “Rajesh, it’s rude to keep stretching across the table for the cake. Haven’t you got a tongue?”

Rajesh: “Yes, I have. But my arms are longer.”

What do you call a humorous knee?
Fun-ny

A man went to join the police force. During the interview, he was asked: “Imagine, you are surrounded by a crowd of people. What will you do to disperse it?”
He replied: “I will take out my hat and start a collection drive, requesting people to donate generously for a worthy cause.”


Why was the maths book upset?
Because it had a lot of problems.

DEFT DEFINITIONS
NURSE: A person who wakes you up to give you a sleeping pill.
EDUCATION: Putting abstract ideas into concrete heads.
SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
COMPROMISE: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
CLASSIC: A book which people praise but do not read.
CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
ATOM BOMB: An invention to end all inventions.
DOCTOR: A person who kills your ills with his pills and kills you with his bills.
FATHER: A banker provided by nature.
POLITICIAN: A person who promises to build bridges even if there are no rivers.
OFFICE: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Sent in by Jose Therampil, SDB / Warangal, A.P.

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