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MAY 2010
FUNNY BONE
How did the computer programmer get out of prison? He used the escape key. 
Karthik: "I have the perfect son."
Sajal: "Does he smoke?" Karthik: "No, he doesn't." Sajal: "Does he drink?" Karthik: "No, he doesn't." Sajal: "Does he ever come home late?" Karthik: "No, he doesn't." Sajal: "I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?" Karthik: "He will be six months old next Wednesday." Vatsal Gupta / Barwani, M.P. 
That's Punny!
A guy who was training to be a prison guard was told, "These are real tough fellows in there. Do you think you can handle it?"
To which the trainee replied, "Don't worry, if they don't behave out they go!" Michelle Sequeira / Mumbai 
Definition of Fear
The deep, wrenching feeling in your stomach when pages of your book still smell new and there are just a few hours left for your exams! Shubhir Nath |
Johnny's girlfriend asked him: "Darling, on our engagement, will you give me a ring?"
Johnny: "Sure, landline or mobile?" Ankita D. Shirodkar / Mahim, Mumbai 
How do you recognize Chotu in school?
He's the one who erases the notes in his notebook when the teacher erases the blackboard. Shivani Chaudhary / Faridabad, Haryana 
Two humans ascended a certain a certain geological protuberance to collect a hydride of oxygen of specified quantity. One member descends dramatically suffering mechanical damage to the cranial part of his anatomical structure. The second member follows a similar series of irregular disturbing movements. In simple English: "Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after!" Dwayne D'Souza / Mumbai 
Someone actually complimented me on my driving today. There was a note posted on my windshield which read "Parking fine". So that was nice. Rohan Fernandes / Dahisar (W), Mumbai |
Joke of the Month
Ek daku Papu ke ghar mein ghus ayaa.
Daku: "Sona kahan hai, jaldi batao!"
Papu: "Pura ghar khali hai, jahan marzi so jao!"
Bernadette Braganza / Bandra (W), Mumbai
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