Why did the skeleton go to the party?

Teacher: “When a man dies without leaving a will, what is it called?”
Student: “A man dying unwillingly.”

Varun: “Yesterday, our hen laid two eggs.”
Percy: “That’s nothing. Four days ago, my dad laid a foundation stone.”

What did the teddy bear say when he was asked if he wanted dessert?

What is a teddy bear’s favourite pasta?

Businessman: “I am an author and have authored a book titled One Hundred Ways to Earn Money.”
Beggar: “Then why are you begging like me?”
Businessman: “It’s one of the hundred ways.”