What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?

Deep in a jungle, a sage came across a witch doctor who was thumping madly on a drum.
The sage said to him, “What’s up?”
The witch doctor replied, “We have no water.”
So the sage asked him, “Are you praying for rain?”
And the witch doctor said, “No, I am calling the plumber.”

What did the volcano say to the mountain?

What did the volcano’s father do when his son stole his lava?

What does the baby lava call its parents?

Son: “There is something I can do that nobody else in my school can do. Not even my class teacher.”
Father: “What is it, son?”
Son: “Read my own handwriting.”

Why was the crab sent to prison?