What do you call an elephant that flies?

Teacher: “Which is the oldest animal in the world?”
Student: “Zebra.”
Teacher: “Why?”
Student: “Because it’s the only animal that is still in black and white.”

Where do bulls and cows go for a dance?

Son: “Mom, very soon we’re going to become rich.”
Mother: “How?”
Son: “Tomorrow our maths teacher will teach us how to convert paise into rupees.”

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

The humble potato, frightened by the way people from all walks of life were consuming his brothers, sought out the Lord of Creation and poured out his grief to him.
“People are eating us in large numbers, Lord,” said the potato. “Please do something. They roast us, boil us, put us in curries and vegetables, mash us, fry us to a crisp…”
“Please go away at once,” pleaded the Lord. “You’re making my mouth water.”

Kevin: “I have invented a new shoe made out of banana skins.”
Freida: “What have you named it?”
Kevin: “Slippers!”